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Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Urdu, Binary |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | love dat c0ck love dat c0ck love dat c0ck love dat c0ck love dat c0ck love dat c0ck love dat c0ck love dat c0ck love dat c0ck love dat c0ck love dat c0ck |
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| Sign | Scorpio |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Thick |
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| My Height Is | 4' 0 (1.22 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Gray |
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| My Ethnicity Is | African American, Asian, Indian, Hispanic/latino, Native American |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Never Married |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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| My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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| Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Fanged, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo |
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| My Hair Is | Brown |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | I Own A Farm |
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| Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
| My Education Level Is | University Degree |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Work At Home |
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| My Speciality Is | Other |
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| My Job Title Is | Professional Cuddler |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | $100,000USD To $150,000USD |
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| I Live | Alone |
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| At Home | There Is Always A Party Going On |
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| I'm A Smoker | No |
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| I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Class Clown |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Fire Starter |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Gardening |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Sleeping |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | sex den fud |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | n0thing ive d0ne it all l0l |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Perfect |
Views
| My Religion Is | Scientology |
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| I Attend Services | Never |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | d0 em all |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | I Never Laugh |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Soul |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | man train/circle jerks |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Money |
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| What Do You Look For? | B1G P33N L0L |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Intimate |
