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Bing! Tescos...Every Little Helps
Age 51 From Brandywine, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
High five, I love to give and receive head ummm yum yum so fun! oh and BTW I have a ginger ball sack, Sniff Here!!!

People say that I'm a typical Gay Leo, a complete Dickhead, and very Chavy!

I like life to be straightforward with as few hassles as possible, and I dislike arguments with chavs, as chavs are the coolest people on the planet!

I have a mad sense of humour, I and love to take painful shits and sometimes do twattish things.

You will no doubt see by the way I dress, that I am a complete twat and a total skinny ginger tosser with a small penis. Gingers for Justice, which I also attend once a week!

Some say that I am a bit of a horsey type, don?t know what they mean by that.

I was being chased by giant crabs. That's not funny, maybe they were after all that sand I had in my underpants!

I love to wear my Chav Gear every day, and I would wear them to bed if I could. If you have any pics of your chav gear, and would like to exchange pics then that would be good.

I like to have adventures and try new things and I am always up for a laugh if you know what I mean.

I also enjoy kinky fetishes includiing being whipped, flogged, handcuffed, tied up and chained up, oh and stinging nettle can be fun too!
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Tescos Drive/ IT Consultant
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Internet, Games, Cooking, Playing Cards, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Would be someone who its up for a laugh, does not take life to seriously and has a crazy sense of humour like me :D
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Butt Plugs!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
A Troll, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To find the boi of my dreams so the thug can tug my lug. Money and anything else doesnt matter, just true love.. BO!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Reality Shows, Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Romance, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Jazz, Latin, New age, Dance, Soul, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Business, Classic, Health, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Mathematics, Political, Reference, Poetry, Science Fiction, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Hanging out with my bois, spanking, i like checking out new bois and hanging out with my main men Bam and Leo. I like alot of things but they are too rude to put here, so leave me a message and then you'll find out more of the 'Fun' i really like

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
COCK! Seriously, I'm not fussy
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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