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Basic Information
| I Can Speak | English, Hebrew, Binary |
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| I Would Describe Myself As | My favorite anime is Evangelion, if that doesn't get you hard as rock, then you must be gay or something. I have a passion for rustling jimmies and strangling women. Maybe we can do these things together ;)? |
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| Sign | Cancer |
Appearance & Situation
| My Body Type Is | Big And Beautiful |
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| My Height Is | 4' 0 (1.22 m) |
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| My Eyes Are | Green |
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| My Ethnicity Is | African American |
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| My Marital Situation Is | Widowed |
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| I Have Kids | No |
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| I Want Kids | No |
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| My Best Feature Is | Neck |
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| Body Art | Belly Button Ring, Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Wouldn't Even Think About It |
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| My Hair Is | Auburn / Red |
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| I Have One Or More Of These | Bird, Cat, Dog, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Reptile, Rodent, I Own A Farm, No pets |
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| Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
| My Education Level Is | Some High School |
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| My Current Employment Status Is | Retired |
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| My Speciality Is | Politics / Government |
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| My Job Title Is | Agent Dale Cooper |
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| I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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| I Live | Alone, With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s) |
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| At Home | There Is No Noise |
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| I'm A Smoker | Yes - Pipe |
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| I Drink | Yes - Like A Fish |
Personality
| Back In High School, I Was A | Bully |
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| My Social Behavior Is | Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Shy, Party Starter, Fire Starter |
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| My Interest And Hobbies Are | Camping, Dancing, Dining, Family, Internet, Gardening, Learning, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Volunteering |
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| My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Partying |
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| An Ideal First Date Would Be | Sucking you off in your car |
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| I've Always Wanted To Try | Tossing salads |
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| My Friends Describe Me As Being | Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Obscure, A Flirt, I Don't Have Any Friends |
Views
| My Religion Is | Jewish |
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| I Attend Services | Every Day |
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| My Political Views Are | Anarchist |
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| My Goal In Life Is | To suck you off while I toss your salad as we watch the new Evangelion movie together |
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| My Kind Of Humor Is | Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
| On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Soaps |
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| When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult |
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| When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Electronic, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises |
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| When I Read, I Always Read | Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Business, Classic, Computers, Erotica, Fantasy, History, Horror, Humor, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical |
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| My Idea Of Fun Is | Removing kebabs from premises |
Looking for
| What Do You Find Attractive? | Good Looks, Money |
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| What Do You Look For? | A Big Dick and a big wallet ;) |
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| What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Intimate, Committed |
